Reviews
Reviews are easy. Just tell me if you liked an episode or not and how you wish to be credited (if you prefer, you can remain anonymous or make up a name). That's it. You're done. Thanks for contributing!
A review can be as short as a single word, if you like, but a really good review will also explain why you liked it or didn't. This is a bit harder. The reason this is important is that there are many different elements to story telling: characterization, mood, tempo, style, conflict, dialogue, plot, setting, point of view, tone, acting, music, and sound effects. If you are in the mood for a fast-moving story with a lot of action and I'm in the mood to relax and let an author's descriptive imagery wash over me and paint pictures in my mind, then we might not be ready for the same story.
So, if you can, tell me why you liked it. You don't need to know about all those story-telling elements—you aren't writing a book report for your secondary school English class—you're just telling me why you liked it. To help figure out why you liked it (or didn't) here are some questions you might ask yourself:
- Characterization
- Were the characters interesting? Would you like to have a beer with them after work? Or did you just want them to go away and leave you alone? Did you feel like they were real people? Or just two-dimensional stereotypes?
- Mood
- Was it a dark and somber tale? Or an uplifting tale of personal redemption? Was it depressing? Or inspiring? Did it make you laugh? Or cry? Was it light-hearted? Or intense?
- Tempo
- Was it an engaging, fast-moving story? Or did it take forever to get where it was going? Was it a slow-moving, thoughtful tale full of imagery? Or did it steam along too fast to figure out what was going on?
- Style
- Did the author's use of language build pictures in your mind that you could see? Or did the author focus on dialogue instead? Did the author use short, simple sentences. Or were the preponderance of circumlocutory adjectives and adverbs and, in fact, entire prepositional phrases, particularly abstruse?
- Conflict
- What kind of conflict was there? Human vs. Human? Human vs. Nature? Human vs. Animal? Human vs. Alien? Super-Hero vs. Super-Vilian? Creature vs. Creature? Were you rooting for the underdog?
- Dialogue
- Were the characters witty? Dry and boring? Drunk? When the characters spoke to each other, did the dialogue sound natural? Or stilted and made up? Did they speak in slang? Regional dialects? Another language? Did the aliens have squeaky voices that were hard to understand? Did you need a Babel Fish?
- Plot
- Was the plot simple and easy to follow? Or was it childish and simplistic? Was it deliciously complex with multiple levels of meaning? Or was it confusing? Was the plot truly original? Or had the story been told a million times before? Was it predictable? Or did it make you shiver in antici.............................pation?
- Setting
- Was the story set in the far reaches of space? Or right here on Earth? Was it set in the Northwoods? Or in a suburban mall? Inside a star? Or inside your own blood vessels?
- Point of View
- Were you inside the head of one of the characters, listening only to her thoughts? Or were you omniscient—listening to everyone's thoughts? Could you listen to what every character said and see what they did but never really knew why any of them acted as they did?
- Tone
- Was the story funny? Serious? Ironic? Irreverent? Sarcastic? Hostile?
- Acting
- Did the actors sound like real people? Or did they sound like... well, like they were putting on an act? Were they convincing? Or were they stiff and awkward?
- Music
- Was the music so loud you couldn't hear the dialogue? Or did it help create mood? Did the violin add to the suspense? Did the organ sound ridiculous? Was a kazoo really the right background instrument for a story about axe-murderers?
- Sound Effects
- Were the sound effects realistic? Or obviously faked? Did they add to the suspense? Or detract from it?
If you are still having trouble figuring out what to write, read some of the other reviews on this site and ask yourself which ones were helpful to you and which weren't. That should help you decide what to include and what to leave out.
May the muse be with you.